Julia Can Kiss My Butt…

May 24, 2010

So I never thought I would utter these words, but Julia Roberts has lost her magic for me… for those of you who know me even a little bit, know that I used to LOVE THIS WOMAN! But I love her no longer.

Now she strikes me as pretentious and lame and kind of nausea inducing. I guess the last straw for me is hearing her talk about sewing clothes because “we are in hard economic times” and I wanted to reach into the TV and hit her in the mouth just like our family motto says. Who is she kidding? Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!

When I was in high school I think I looked at her and thought she was sooo cool and hip and eclectic. All the things that I wanted to be. But now I think she is just an overpaid actress who thinks too much of herself and her loser tailgater of a husband.

In some ways it’s sad to retire a childhood role model and realize that we are all losers in our own special way, even People magazine’s most beautiful person for the fourth time. But you know what, screw it- I am my own most beautiful person for, check this out, THE 27TH YEAR IN A ROW. I am going to be my own role model with an over-inflated sense of importance. (I think I am doing a pretty good job so far, don’t you?) So there Julia- you and your sewing machine, bangles and knitting needles can suck it.


4 Responses to “Julia Can Kiss My Butt…”

  1. Kristen Says:

    I think you should admire Ellen Degeneres (when you want to dance) or Oprah (for when you want to eat). Think of it…neither of them try to pretend like they are “poor” or “making ends meet.” Neither of them broke up a marriage (Oprah DID date a married man, but she admits to being ashamed of it)and neither are holier-than-thou about their families. Plus, Grandma Zewski hates BOTH of them. What’s not to love? Plus, neither of them can have husbands who outshine Patrick because neither of them have husbands! You seriously cannot lose with this.

    P.S. I told you so about Julia. Who gives a sh*t about her hair when you want to feed her a dog-poo sandwich

  2. Kristen Says:

    Besides, Julia is EXACTLY the one who SHOULD be buying clothes from mom-and-pop clothing stores to help keep them afloat in these “hard economic times.”

  3. heather Says:

    i agree! she kinda fell off the boat along time ago for me. and please don’t admire oprah. i beg you. i can’t stand her. she is so full of herself!!!!

  4. heather Says:

    ps. i love your blog. fun reading. always brings a smile to my face.

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